Amative

Late in his life Casanova saw Christ in a potato chip and it made him scared because he knew he was a sinner. "Andando ad inferno!" he would exclaim, "Andando ad inferno!"

He became a man of the cloth, but he fell in love with a nun and was promptly expelled. He tried a monastary at the top of a hill, but solitude only made him more amative.

His sin was going to doom him and he was determined to pay his dues, but he didn't know what he could do. "Che cosa posso fare per assicurarsi io vado a cielo?" he asked, "Che cosa desiderate, il Dio?"

Grey clouds parted and the image of the Mother Mary surfed down on a potato chip. She told Casanova that as long as he continued sexing ladies all would be right in the kingdom of God. Casanova wasn't sure that's how it was supposed to work but he recognized a golden opportunity and he kissed her and said thank you. With that, trumpets trumpeted and Casanova went on his way.

Afterwards, in the smoking parlour, Satan asked God why he let Casanova off the hook. God said "whatever" and shrugged his shoulders and finished his drink. Satan changed the subject.